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| laws 1325 |
Taylor's Laws of Programming:
Never write it in C if you can do it in 'awk';
Never do it in 'awk' if 'sed' can handle it;
Never use 'sed' when 'tr' ... |
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44d 11h |
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| laws 1324 |
Lowe's Law:If it is true you are always wrong. |
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| laws 1323 |
Murphy's Law:The remaining distance to your chosen campsite remains constant as twilight approaches. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1322 |
Murphy's Law:The net weight of your boots is proportional to the cube of the number of hours you have been on the trail. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1321 |
Murphy's Law:When you arrive at your chosen campsite, it is full. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1320 |
Murphy' Law:If you take your boots off, you'll never get them back on again. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1319 |
Murphy's Law:The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellent. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1318 |
Murphy's Law:You can get ANYWHERE in ten minutes if you go fast enough. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1317 |
Murphy's Law:Speed bumps are of negligible effect when the vehicle exceeds triple the desired restraining speed. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1316 |
Murphy's Law:The vehicle in front of you is traveling slower than you are and the lane ends in 500 feet. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1315 |
Murphy's Law:The simple but difficult arts of paying attention, copying accurately, following an argument, detecting an ambiguity or a false inference... |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1314 |
Murphy's Law:The analogy to athletics must be pressed until all recognize that in the exercise of Intellect those who lack the muscles, coordination, ... |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1313 |
Murphy's Law:It is much harder to find a job than to keep one. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1312 |
Murphy's Law:The world is more complicated than most of our theories make it out to be. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1311 |
Murphy's Law:Ignorance is no excuse. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1310 |
Murphy's Law:Never decide to buy something while listening to the salesman. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1309 |
Murphy's Law:Information which is true meets a great many different tests very well. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1308 |
Murphy's Law:Most problems have either many answers or no answer. Only a few problems have a single answer. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1307 |
Murphy's Law:An answer may be wrong, right, both, or neither. Most answers are partly right and partly wrong. |
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46d 21h |
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| laws 1306 |
Murphy's Law:A chain of reasoning is no stronger than its weakest link. |
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46d 21h |
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