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Reputation |
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| laws 25 |
Laws of Computer Programming VII:
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it. |
6 |
100dys 10hrs |
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| laws 28 |
Laws of Computer Programming X:
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. |
6 |
100dys 10hrs |
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| laws 22 |
Laws of Computer Programming IV:
If a program is useless, it will have to be documented. |
6 |
100dys 10hrs |
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| laws 23 |
Laws of Computer Programming V:
Any program will expand to fill available memory. |
6 |
100dys 10hrs |
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| laws 24 |
Laws of Computer Programming VI:
The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output. |
6 |
100dys 10hrs |
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| laws 26 |
Laws of Computer Programming VIII:
Any non-trivial program contains at least one bug. |
6 |
100dys 10hrs |
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| laws 765 |
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; Constants aren't. |
5 |
98dys 9hrs |
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| laws 27 |
Laws of Computer Programming IX:
Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited. |
5 |
100dys 10hrs |
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| laws 31 |
Flugg's Law:
When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum. |
5 |
100dys 10hrs |
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| laws 133 |
Murphy's Love Laws: 1. All the good ones are taken.2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.4. Brains x Beauty x Availabi... |
4 |
98dys 21hrs |
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